BLEKPENNI

29.4.2008 | 21:25

Karlmenn - segja eitt og meina annað (og ekki þyggja af þeim súkkulaði, þeim gengur örugglega ekkert gott til...)

" fat "Breskir vísindamenn leita nú 150 kvenna sem eru tilbúnar til að borða eina súkkulaðiplötu á dag í heilt ár í þágu vísindanna."

Þeir skrökva því örugglega að súkkulaði sé ekki fitandi, ég trúi engu sem þeir segja lengur. Þeir ætla örugglega bara að fita þær til að geta tekið fyndnar myndir. Ég komst að því að karlmönnum er ekki trúandi heldur þegar ég las þennann mun á því sem þeir segja og því sem meina:

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next