Bloggfćrslur mánađarins, janúar 2008

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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
-- Jimi Hendrix


SEX SEX SEX

Ţađ gera átján ef mér skjátlast ekki. Samanlögđ ţjóđsögulíf kattanna sem mala hér sofandi á sćnginni minni ţegar ţetta er skrifađ. Ţeir láta sér líka í léttu rúmi liggja samantekt eftirtektasams Ameríkana á tíu atriđum um lífiđ og tilveruna sem honum fannst orđ á gerandi í árslok:

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
   
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
   
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
   
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
   
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
   
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
   
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
   
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
   
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
   
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
   

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