ÁSTRALIRNIR KLIKKA EKKI Á SMÁATRIÐUNUM

Three men - a New Zealand farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie

are all working together one day. 
  
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',  says the Genie. 
  
The New Zealander, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  

I want the land to be forever fertile in New Zealand.' 
  
POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in New Zealand was forever fertile for farming. 
  
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall 
around  Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, Aussies or New Zealanders can come in our precious land.' 
  
POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye there was a huge wall around those countries. 
  
The Aussie says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' 
  
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country.  Nothing can get in or out;

it's virtually impenetrable.' 
  
The Aussie sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.' 

Færri fá íslenskt ríkisfang

Athugasemdir

[Margrét St Hafsteinsdóttir, 22.2.2008 kl. 23:46]

[Magnús Geir Guðmundsson, 24.2.2008 kl. 16:42]

Innilega til hamingju með daginn, alltofþöglaofurskutla!

[Steingrímur Helgason, 27.2.2008 kl. 20:10]

Fill it with Fosters...