Bloggfrslur mnaarins, aprl 2008

"Vi sgum eim bara a vi myndum ekki einu sinni bera a vi a skera gulrtur, hva sjklinga, ef yfirstjrn sptalans geri ekki eins og vi vildum. Og svo gerum vi okkur grimm svipinn":

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"eir sgu bara OK og vi sgum TAKK" W00t


mbl.is Vaktakerfi dregi til baka
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Er ekki fyrsti ma morgun???

snowpony_1_.gif snow pony image by mlezhyper

Efg segi einhverjum fr essu hr, yri sett af sta sfnunartak fyrir ykkur! W00t


-Voru a bara karlar sem kvrtuu? -Og hva gfu eir konunum sem kvrtuu? -Smanmer?

wildoats.gif old lady image by bubbygirl-1

g er a vera gmul kona. Mr kemur etta vi. PS -hvar er rin fyrir smanmerin?? Cool


mbl.is Eldri borgarar f frtt viagra
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a er ekki teki t me sldinni a vera karlmaur

"Smhringingar til sks manns voru a gera hann brjlaan tv r. Sminn hringdi, maurinn svarai og aldrei fkk hann svar. ljs kom a hringarnar komu fr hrgreislustofu hvert skipti sem greislukort var samykkt."

51.jpg credit card (: image by JouleeAnn-Er etta vel upp alinn karlmaur sem veit hva til sns friar heyrir og ekkir sna stu... ea aumkunarver rola? -lta karlmenn a lta konur gersamlega valta yfir sig? -M endalaust gera grn a karlmnnum bara..? Cool


mbl.is Hringt mann egar greislukort voru samykkt
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Og ekki m n skilja blessaa tlvunrdana tundan (arna er g augljsu httusvi)

Mac Paladin10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

computers9. A better model is always just around the corner.
funny friend computers8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
Ouch PC7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
helpdesk6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

computers in architecture5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.


talking computers4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

mannetje3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

jungle2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Uw betrouwbare monteur aan huis voor al Uw computer problemen AGDERE computers1. Size does matter


mbl.is Bist vi metslu tlvuleik
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Vri ekki gaman a vakna og vita a maur kmist allt me vindinum. Lka logni.

xpa1yd1xb9.jpg HARLEY ANYDAY image by WAYNES1966_bucket

fairy

annig vinnur hugarheimur Skgardsanna.

eim eru allar leiir fleygar.

Lka logni.

Heart


mbl.is Gibson leikur nstu mynd sinni
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slensku lggurnar eru n ekki skrpustu hnfarnir skffunni, eins og eir snnuu svo gasalega vel um daginn

Sexy Police Womanthe police womanPolice BabePolice Woman Outfitpolicepolice woman police womanthe police woman 2

Stupid CopsEn eir urfa ekki a hafa hyggjur af v askilja hlkinn eftir dollunni. Bara gasiog rassgasi. g held a lggan vri flottari mebara konum. Karlar vera svo stir... Cool


mbl.is Lgga spreng gleymdi byssu
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Karlmenn - segja eitt og meina anna (og ekki yggja af eim skkulai, eim gengur rugglega ekkert gott til...)

"fat"Breskir vsindamenn leita n 150 kvenna sem eru tilbnar til a bora eina skkulaipltu dag heilt r gu vsindanna."

eir skrkva v rugglega a skkulai s ekki fitandi, g tri engu sem eir segja lengur. eir tla rugglega bara a fita r til a geta teki fyndnar myndir. g komst a v a karlmnnum er ekki trandi heldur egar g las ennann mun v sem eir segja og v sem meina:

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next


mbl.is Skkulaigrsa leita
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Rassakst Barbie. (Var: essi bloggfrsla inniheldur grfar dillibossamyndir og er ekki tlu vikvmum mslimum og er stranglega bnnu femnsnum!)

evil butt ass wiggle butt Assfunny butt dance butt fetish legs

Ferlegt rassgat getur maur veri a lta svona. Htt. Farin. En g kem aftur. Cool

g kem alltaf aftur! sexy butt;) x


mbl.is Barbie gnar ranskri menningu
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Kjettinum a kjenna?

inurfridge.jpg Fridge cat image by Jenisi

Bjarta hliin:

Bt mli a a var hurin sskpnum en ekki fuglabrinu sem Brandur lri a opna. W00t


mbl.is sskpurinn sprakk ttlur
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